A year ago, scientists working tirelessly in the field of sunless tanning stumbled upon something that is considered, in the world of pharmacological research, the holy grail. Bremelanotide, a melatonin based chemical trigger, does more than impart a subtle bronze glow. It activates the hypothalamus, triggering a chemical cascade of inevitable arousal. Thirty minutes later, your internal Barry White soundtrack turns on, and like young men in springtime, your thoughts inevitably turn to love.
More importantly (at least to these fortunate researchers), is the fact this magic pill has an equal effect on the fairer sex. Despite all the popular legends about tiger horn, oysters, and spanish fly, science has yet to conclusively find a pill to trigger amorous intent in the fairer sex. This is the great untapped marketplace of sexual pharmacology. Female arousal disorder is ubiquitous, affecting more women then erectile dysfunction does men. A pill that induces a mental state of arousal, as well as a physical one, is literally the magic bullet of psychogenic sexual dysfunction.
Plus, it gives you a tan!
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